I saw a meme saying, “Another thing that country singers can talk about leaving them” . Let’s see if we can write one in 10 minutes
I didn’t think she’d ever leave me,
She put it in drive, and set me free,
I didn’t even say she was hefty,
But my Self Driving truck just left me,
The first time I met her it was a dream,
I’d call her my free driving machine,
We’d rustle cattle, and splash around.
Then we’d take a drive through town,
I just knew that we were meant to be,
My truck was so damn sexy,
I didn’t ever see how we would break apart,
Now I got a truck note and a shopping cart.
I didn’t think she’d ever leave me,
She put it in drive, and set me free,
I didn’t even say she was hefty,
But my Self Driving truck just left me.
We’d play Waylon Jennings on that surround sound,
My Truck, and my dog would always be around.
But then she stopped letting me change the tunes,
And she didn’t like working past noon,
She wanted oil changes from another man,
I tried and tried the best I can…but
I didn’t think she’d ever leave me,
She put it in drive, and set me free,
I didn’t even say she was hefty,
But my Self Driving truck just left me,